having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
if someone excludes a parent from their lives due to physical/emotional abuse from the parent, do NOT tell that person its important to have a father/mother figure in their lives, ITS NOT TRUE IF THE PARENT IS NEGLIGENT/ABUSIVE! Whats worse?? Having a relationship w/ an abusive parent bc its good to have a relationship w/ your parents, or excluding that negative person from your life?
perfect IVs in defense, special attack and speed
I’LL TAKE IT.
Tagged: #anything to make sure I don't have to soft reset again
i’ve been soft resetting for a timid mewtwo since i’ve beaten pokemon x and NOTHING WHAT THE FUCKING HELL